These are my poems I have written since I was in 6TH grade, so some of them are outdated. I HIGHLY emphesize this!

Crazy

Happy

Annoying

Really weird

Likeable

Intelligent

Extra gross

My closet, Nick’s kennel lays Charlie is my name

Takes his toy to play. I like playin’ games

Summer, I can swim Kelsey

When I get cold I go in My sister is named Kelsey

But I want to swim But she likes to be called Lizzie

She likes to play with me and Nintendo

Canine Couplet But she loves dolls

 My best friend is golden-brown She has a Spitz named Zara

And is a funny clown. She is 10

He came to me on April Fool’s Day Her birthday is July 31, 1990

My Nick loves to play.

He rolls into me when I’m on my mat,

And when he’s done, chases the cat.

He does a “high-five” up in the air,

On his chest is white, curly hair.

His wagging tail will send things flying,

Or beat you senseless,I ain’t lying!

         Summer

I go to Camp C.A.M.P every summer.

Every year gets funner and funner.

I go horseback riding and swimming.

And I keep winning and winning.

         Power Chair

I like to drive

In my Power Chair

It is fun and exciting

And I like the air.

I go real slow

Or I can go fast

If a car comes up

I let them drive past.

In school I go fast

In the halls

Then, look back

And watch the kids fall.

I wish I was swinging

In my new swing outside

Instead, I’m doing homework

In my wheelchair, inside

Green is grass.

And I like my class.

Roaches are cool

I like to make them drool!       

Chris

Chris is my goofy friend

His humor will never end

he plays videogames for me

and Adult Swim makes he & I have glee

he is very talented at art

I tell him he should take a career at heart

his life has been rough

but I believe he'll succeed for he's tough.

New Communicator

I can't wait ‘til I get a better communicator.

It will  make life easier and more fun.

It will make writing faster.

Maybe I will control it with my eyes,

or with my thoughts.

either way, It will be amazing.

I will play games on the computer better,

and surf the web with it.

I used to not want a new communicator.

But the more I think about getting it,

I want it more and more and more.

ATHF: FAST FOOD DRAMA.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force kicks fast food butt.                     

Frylock is the brains of the team.                   

He can do anything scientific.                                     

Shake is a total jerk,                                             

His shelfish personality makes everyone want to strangle him.                                             But his idiocy is humorous yet pathetic.                                         Meatwad adds to the idiocy of the team,                      

but he has a gentle heart inside his meatball of a body.                                             Carl is lonely and pathetic.                                          

Bad stuff happens to him when he doesn't deserve it.                                                He is the neighbor of the three food creatures.                                        Shake makes Carl hacked off because he messes up something of Carl's,

usually it's his car.                                               

Frylock is the only one who really helps Carl,                                           but Carl gets mad at him anyways,                                                     because when Frylock helps, he usually has to change Carl's body in someway,                                          because Carl gets messed up by strange creatures who come to his street.                                                  Meatwad also aggravates Carl.                   

He doesn't mean to.                                     

He messes up Carl's things like Shake does.                                                Aqua Teen Hunger Force is awesome.

It's "numbuh one in the 'hood, g".

MY GOOD BUD.                                   

Jon is like a sensi to me.                                               

He teaches me how to use my brain,                                            Even though sometimes it seems like I am not able to learn how to.                                                 He's also a dynamite because he blows up when he gets angry.                                            It's really funny watching him raise hell.                                             Jon kids around with me and calls me names.                    

He makes fun of other people causing me to laugh.                                            We have been a team since I was in sixth grade.                         

And we will stay that way until time stops.

THE REAL HORROR WRITER                         

What really goes on in a horror writer's brain?                       

Are they feeling pain as they kill off their characters?                                       Or joy when the monster dies?                                     

Most of us don't ask ourselves these questions,                             

We just enjoy their books while one may have a tormented soul.                                     But, I guess being entertained by a horror book is what really matters to people,

but I care about the writer.

Nick

I have a golden retriever named Nick.

He is also my seven-year-old bro’.

Nick never chews up an old stick,

Instead, he chases a ball that folks throw.

He slumbers at the head of my tall bed,

And makes a weird sound when he has a dream.

One time he parked his bottom on my head,

But, I forgave him, for we are a team.

When Nick was little, he rode in my lap.

He would chew up every thing in his sight.

He looked angelic when he took a nap.

But, he was learning what’s wrong and what’s right.

     Nick is absolutely the best canine,

     On every day he makes my heart shine

Dethklok Metalocalypse

Dethklok is an awesome show,

The band members think they’re brutal,

But they’re really stupid.

The government tries to kill them,

But Dethklok’s “accidents” foils their attempts,

Causing death to many in the area.

Nathan is the stupidest, yet awesome.

He sings from his black heart.

I can’t wait until their DVD comes out.

Dethklok Metalocalypse is my second favorite show.

It’s humorous as all-get-out,

The music is cool and electrifying.

Dethklok Metalocalypse Rules!

Goodbye, For Now

Is this true, are you really leaving me in April?

You can’t leave now; it won’t be the same without you.

April is getting so close, now.

I know we’ll meet again, but when?

Thank God for email and other communications,

For they will help us stay in touch.

I know you will succeed more in life,

Because you are smart, loving and beautiful.

But Jo, I will still miss you.

I am a puppeteer, I make my characters in my stories do what I want them to do.

I am a clown, I make people laugh.

I am a bottomless pitt, I eat but never get full.

I am an ant, I work hard.

I am a fish, I like to swim.

I am a lion, I am brave.

I am an adventurer, I like to try new things.

I am a kid, I like to play games.

I am a dog, I am loyal to my friends.

Finally, I am my own self.

I’m taking a swim at the public pool

I’m wearing my red Hawaiian swimtrunks with the sunset and the palm trees on them.

I dunk my head underwater

I accidently swallow lots of water

I jerk my head out and smile and burped

as the cool water felt good on me.

Green

Green, how I love you.

You make trees look dashing

while my walls look smashing.

Some say you’re the color of life.

Geckos would not be as pretty without you.

Even the Geico gecko would have trouble selling car insurance.

But luckily you exist,

for there isn’t a color as cool as you.

Halloween Fun

Ghosts, vampires, witches

They all come out tonight

Carrying bags of delight

They celebrate with fright

They run up to scary houses

They ring the doorbell and hold up their sacks

They reluctantly smile as they get healthy snacks

They go to the next house, hoping to get something sweet

Their hopes come true as they get candy to eat

Next house, they stop to admire the cobwebs and bats

It even had a clowder of black cats

They yawn; it is getting late

One more house would be great

So up they went and rang the bell

A few more Hersheys would be swell

When a goblin with a snifter of Brandy

Opened the door and gave them fistfuls of candy

The three couldn’t believe their eyes

They say thanks and their goodbyes

All is good, all is well

As they head home with stories to tell.